Logic has no place in my world

Alrighty.

New job going more than fabulous! Annoying, bitchy, I-just-want-to-beat-you-til-you-shut-up-and-go-away costumers and random 13 hour shifts and all! Now what does that say about Safeway? lol One of my co-workers, Monica, gave me a lion charm bracelet because when I have a song stuck in my head and I don't know much of the lyrics I go to my default song. The one Zazu sings when in that cage..."I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." that one...

I am currently addicted to Sex in the City. Just started the series a couple days ago and between work and classes, I've been watching it. Currently on the second disk of Season 6 part 1. Hate you all Kiri, Ashley and Kristin!! Oh and I can't believe Stanford slept with a man with that many dolls...that's just...wrong.

On second day of classes. I have Intro to Cinema Tuesdays and Thursdays 3:10-5:30. Certainly will be an interesting class. Intro to Fiction on Thursdays 5:30-9:10. I already talked to Heidi (cinema teacher) and she's letting me leave early on Thursdays to get to me other class. That's today with Jenny. Four books for that class alone. Grand total of $140.40 for all me books. Thanks God, dad said that he'd still pay for books!

If at all possible, my laptop has gone down hill even more. So I wrote dad and asked if we could strike up a deal of him buying me a nice, shiny new one and I slowly...very slowly...pay him back. He's just going to buy me one for school. I don't think I've ever loved him more. I won't have to panic that my laptop will do the continuous re-start thing it has done several times before and loose all my papers. That wasn't fun the first time around.

I wrote I short...very shot...one shot fic. NCIS. So weird that it was inspired by the movie Enemy of the State with Will Smith. actually just one line in that movie. But I don't have it typed up yet, so maybe Tuesday I'll post it.

I can foresee tomorrow be total hell in the Deli. People and their last minute food shopping. Then all going to each other's houses for BBQs or going to the Fort. Ashley, Jason, Kristin and I (and maybe Michelle) are going to the I-5 bridge...lol. Down buy Joe's Crab Shack, and Beaches...and that third restaurant that I can never remember...Find the barge and stack claim. Lay out blankets and what-not and just wait for dark and fireworks. I swear, it's not Independence Day, it's National Party with Fireworks Day...lol Just can't wait for the day after and the discount fireworks. YAY! The dogs are not happy with this holiday lol

Our house is actually looking like a house!! I'm so excited! We have a couch and an area rug and matching runner going down the hall.

I don't know what I did, but I've apparently been a very good girl for getting *two* Thunder storms in one week!! The dogs weren't thrilled with the one this morning at 2:30, and I was so damn tired that I was having so serious issues staying awake to watch the lightning. But I managed!

and to end this rather long update. Kristin and I were stopped behind this car on the way to school with the license plate 'X-FILES' that was awesome.

Kiri texted me today that Adrianna was going into 7th grade...

God I feel old...lol

Alrighty...

We are now a houseful of just girls. Matt moved out today. I'm actually excited and happy about it being just us three now. Though I am going to miss the cheaper bills...*shrugs* oh well

For the past couple months he's been acting a lot different. More angry and whatnot. He kept picking fights over the *stupidest* things with Ashley...(music was one of them *eyeroll*) She couldn't take the fighting anymore and has been telling him that she's tired of it, physically as well. So they officially broke up two days ago, and he said he'd be out by the end of the week. He's mostly gone today.

Makes me happy we didn't go for that other house...cause then it'd be Ashley, Kristin, and me moving and not him...Could you just imagine that? Us three trying to find a new place, that would fit us three, three dogs, and two cats...does the hamster count? Damn that'd be a bitch...

Our living room is so empty, and since ripping out the carpet, it echoes more now...lol. All we have now is my papasan chair, no way are we bring the brown couch back...*shudders* the dogs have definitely ruined that thing. I foresee couch shopping soon...hopefully there's some *really* cheap ones out there...

Title :Dewing the Captain’s and Crème, while Jacking your Melon
Author : ciara__mist
Fandom : Torchwood.
Pairing : hints of Jack/Ianto
Rating : um, well suggestive talking kind of bumps it from G to PG...lol
Summary : The team talks while at the Hub
Disclaimer : not mine, sadly...

I'm weird, leave me alone...lol blame Kristin for me writing this

I violated chickens on my first day in the Deli...(and they kind of violated me back...little bastards...lol)

This new job is *so* dirty on soo many levels that it's not even funny. Dirty/gross (as in the chicken juices...ew) and dirty/heh heh 'dirty' (as in the violation of Chickens and shoving rods up there asses to put them on rotisserie) and the with the rotisserie chickens the juices also fall into this category. What with the juices coming out when you shove the rod up their ass...(and this is where they violated me back...juices splatter...on me....ew...)

I find the simplest things funny/dirty. If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.

god this is going to be fucking hilarious working here.

I don't exist!

I came to Clark College to use the internet. Free wireless. (since we still don't have internet at home thanks to dumb-ass fucking it up for us with Comcast) And it said to login so I can get sites other than the Clark web page. Since I don't know what that would be...I clicked on the Password Reset to get a new one. Had to type in my Student ID # and my PIN...well apparently I have the right PIN...it's my SID that's not there. I don't exist in the Clark system apparently...

It said that if I registered today that I should try again later today or come back tomorrow...well since I registered for Summer Term on May ninth and Fall Term a week or two later..I'm not seeing why I'm not existing...

I called landshark1129 for help and that took like 20 minutes with my phone and Hannah Hall decided to hang up on her every time I leaned forward...or moved in general. So after laughing at me every time she called back after I lost her, she let me use her login and password, so here I am! Woot! I exist through other people.

So sometime soon I get to go to Gaiser Hall and say "i iz eetarded" and have them tell me what all that is, so I can exist! I like existing...I've become quite accustom to it. Existing is fun...most the time...

<lj-cut text="I hate it when I'm right">SO! Bones last night...I totally called it! and I was just joking around! They said that the apprentice person for  that cannibal guy (Gormagon? Gormigon?) would be someone unexpected. They were suspecting Jack and Sweets (cause lets face it, they are pretty damn good candidates) So at the commercial break of first suspecting Jack, I went to Kristin's room to say how funny it'd be that they're suspecting these people, and it turned out to be Zach. Now, come on, who would suspect sweet, adorable, naive little Zach? Damn I hate it when I'm right...fuckers! lol Now what's going to happen with Zach? He still going to be on the show next season? I thought at first it might be like that one show, where the season became a dream to bring back one guy they killed off in the middle. This episode was a fucked up dream Booth was having after being shot....that was until I came here to mom's and saw the beginning...then again it's still possible...I'm going to stick with this line of thinking...(is this why they added the guy who plays Sweets to the opening credits? Because they need someone to take Zach's spot? GAH!!) And Booth is hilarious and so adorable when taking a bath. All men should take baths with bear hats, music blarring, and comics about the Green Hornet?...(that his name?)

And as for House! Dear lord! I don't even like Amber and that was the most depressing thing ever! Though I didn't cry or get teary through that whole ordeal. That happened when Wilson was in House's room, then House woke up and Wilson left, with Cuddy asleep in the chair next to his bed. I hate how Amber is probably right that Wilson hates House. And especially after House almost killed himself to save Amber! And when House was in that chair, and crying! Gah! I think that this was my favorite episode with Amber...how morbid is that...lol OH! and Thirteen!! God, can no one win in this episode? Seriously...And what is her name? Do we even know? We got a last name at some point from Cuddy using it, but do we have a first? Even the sites call her Dr. Thirteen...lol

What is up with my finales lately? *sniff*

Torchwood kills off main fuckin characters! How can they come back from that?...my logic is faulty in reasoning them coming back

CSI killed off a main person. Fuck! I really like him too! And just when the show was getting really good with Sara gone! Why couldn't she have been the one they killed off?

Though I haven't seen it yet, I'm sure Stargate Atlantis sucked as well, though by the sound of it, it would be interesting, and very John/Rodney!!...but...they killed off Carson last finale, how can they top that this time?

I haven't seen NCIS, Desperate Housewives or Brothers&Sisters yet either, but if they have done anything evil like everyone else seems to be doing I'm going to be pissed! lol

Then again, I need to see the second half of Desperate Housewives and Brothers&Sisters. And I'm sure there's more...but that requires me to remember those right now...and I'm still reeling on last night...lol Is it time for new episodes yet?

I'm scared for this finale of Doctor Who when it comes...lol BUT we're going to have the new trio and the old trio, so I'm excited scared...lol</lj-cut>


In other, related, news!

INDIANA JONES AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL MIDNIGHT SHOWING TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! YES!

I'm so screwed at work after...lol But that's not gonna stop me! hehehehhehe

So haven't had internet since Wednesday. I feel so deprived. I miss my internet.

So as part of me getting my new (and slightly improved) job, I had to be in the Hazel Dell Parade yesterday on the Fred Meyer Float. (we won second for best float!) Best part was throwing candy at children. Worst part, it was 96 degrees and we were in the sun from about 8am to 2, with the occasional shade between 8 and 11.  I had one coffee and 7 bottles of water yesterday. One when I went to pick up Catie before the parade. 4 while in the parade. and two throughout the day after. I've never had to pee so much! lol And with the freak weather of the Great Northwest, I now look like a cherry tomato... And the collar of my work shirt was really pissing off my neck today. And now my chest and neck burns because I was forced to put aloe, the 'real' stuff...as in snap a piece of the plant off and rub it on the burn, on and I don't think the burn liked it much. I like my bottled aloe much better.

I'm going to have some crazy lookin tan lines...

Oh and I have no clue when we're getting internet back, so I guess mom will be seeing a lot more of me in the near future...(*cough*like tomorrow*cough* lol)

I've missed you all...and I've missed my fics. lol *huggles*

I will *never* look at a statue the same way again...

If I wasn't already scared of the little shits, now I'm terrified....lol

Sooo...Jack and Jadyn are not happy with me.

Not one bit. Got the puppy glare and all.

They've been outside all day, it was rainy, therefore they got muddy and needed to be bathed. Well it probably would have gone over better if they got their baths in, at the very least, warm water. But after Matt did the dishes, all that was left was luke-warm, quickly fading to cold water. Poor Jack went second, and was shivering by the end of it.

I'm a horrible mommy and auntie...

(but at least they can sleep with me tonight, now that they're clean and don't have the bad puppy smell...so that should redeem me some...right?)

Kayla!twitter

there's a odd new nickname for ya...lol

and amused me more than it should...I'm sure Kristin heard me laugh through the wall


edit: or should it be twitter!kayla? lol that way sounds less odd...

Ryan has never seen any of the Indiana Jones movies.

Am I the only one sadden by this? How do you grow up and not have seen at least one?

I plan to remedy this tonight. I need to re-watch the series before the fourth one comes out anyway, so this is the perfect opportunity.  I should take a nap if I'm going to stay up to watch them. Oh well, he has comfy couches anyway, if I happen to fall asleep, it won't be the first time, lol.

I have decided that I want a Court Room Wedding, or something very similar.

Cause, damn! They're two frakking minutes!! If that, lol

It was an hour wait, then a less than 5 minute wedding. My kind of wedding.

I'M AM NOW REGISTERED FOR SUMMER TERM!!

YAY! *cough*not*cough* lol

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Course ID:  ENGL 133      Title:     INTRO TO FICTION                           
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Never in my life have I been so affected by something I've read.

I actually had to *stop* reading and walk away.

I know that it's made up, lets face it, it was a fic, but the mere fact that it *actually* happens and how well this person wrote and set it up...damn

I have a headache...lol

It actually gave me a headache...

I want a Devo hat.