Life isn't about waiting for the Storm to Pass...

• 00:55 Damn right I've got class. That's $1.99 caviar from Marden's right there. twitpic.com/oky3f #
• 11:31 You ain't the only one, sister. RT @gatehag: 10 days 'til Star Trek's out on DVD. Yes, I'm counting down, and impatient. #
• 12:11 My blog is the #2 search result for 'perfect pumpkin muffin recipe' and #4 for 'panera pumpkin muffin recipe.' #
• 12:44 Just uploaded the pics from last night's $1.99 caviar tasting to Facebook. Giggle. #
• 14:06 WTF. There's snow on the ground still, but my soda which was near the window but not in the sun is so hot I can't drink it. HOW?! #

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I remember reading a story sometime ago where Daniel is trapped, I believe on a cliff ,and white waiting for a rescue Jake keeps in company via a 2 way radio.  I seem to remember them telling each other light bulb jokes.  How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?  How many Jaffa does it take? etc. etc.

Can anyone help please me?

Title: Zero Visibility
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 8,200

For topaz_eyes' birthday; House and Wilson trapped in a snowstorm! Also, because I love winter. Also, please ignore my survival logic. Nekkid!Wilson >>>>> how long a car battery lasts. :3

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Title: Assassin (1/7)
Author: arkangalesk
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Wilson (pre-relationship)
Warnings: AU, crossover, violence, language
Disclaimer: NOT MINE. I’m not awesome enough to own House or Assassin’s Creed, so I just play with them.
Summary: Wilson lied about his past, and for some very good reasons.
Author’s note: This is intended to be the first in a series, set in a universe that parallels in with Assassin’s Creed.
Unbeta’d. All mistakes are my own.

WARNING: This is very, very, VERY AU. If you don’t like it, please read something else. You’ve been warned.

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[36] House M.D.; House ♥ Wilson; Wilson (only)
[06] The West Wing
[03] Mary-Louise Parker
[03] Robert Sean Leonard

Teasers:


Find the remainder here at indigo_art

One NSFW.

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Title: Let The Good Times Start (Chapter 4)
Characters: House, Wilson
Pairing: House/Wilson (primary), House/Cuddy (secondary)
Rating: R
Summary: When House is in a motorcycle crash, a cataclysm of events occur.
Words: 11,708/50,000
Disclaimer: I still don't own it.
Notes: Part of Dear Gravity. Sorry if this chapter seems disjointed, I'm suffering from a cold. I actually have 14,000 words written but I'm only counting what is posted.

( I was looking for a good time... )

Title: Rememberance
Author: missthingsplace
Parings/characters: Ianto
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or any of the characters ... unfortunately, just borrowing them for a while.
Summary: Jack makes good on a promise
Warnings: Post COE, it made me cry, tissues maybe required.
Rating: G

A/N: This is written for Rememberance Sunday, my thoughts will be with everyone who has a loved one in the armed forces and even more so for those who have lost a loved one during conflict.

http://missthingsplace.livejournal.com/298056.html

Title: Rememberance
Author: missthingsplace
Parings/characters: Ianto
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or any of the characters ... unfortunately, just borrowing them for a while.
Summary: Jack makes good on a promise
Warnings: Post COE, it made me cry, tissues maybe required.
Rating: G

A/N: This is written for Rememberance Sunday, my thoughts will be with everyone who has a loved one in the armed forces and even more so for those who have lost a loved one during conflict.

http://missthingsplace.livejournal.com/298056.html

RATING: PG:13

SPOILERS: Post Children of Earth and Doctor Who S4 Journey’s End

CHAPTER: 74 / 75  +  Epilogue – COMPLETE – 2054 words this part

CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen; TW London, John Smith, Ensemble Cast

SUMMARY:  Torchwood in Pete’s parallel universe – so AU in a way

DISCLAIMER: I pay my TV licence, does that count? Nope, then they belong to the BBC

A/N: Many thanks for beta, input and being a brilliant friend go to Dandie_Dinmont

 

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Five Hundred Years Gone
by PEJA

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Title: Patient
Author: zeppomarx
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, plus the characters created for Priority’s Exigencies and zeppomarx’s A Gentle Knock at the Door.
Summary: House’s minions find a new patient, one who is reluctant to allow House to treat him. Begins three months after the opening scene of A Gentle Knock at the Door. Part of the Contract universe, which includes DIY Sheep’s intense and angsty The Contract, and Priority’s sequel Exigencies.
Disclaimers: You know the drill. Don’t own `em, never did, never will. Wish I did.
Thanks: To priority and houserocket7 for encouraging me to writing this side story to A Gentle Knock on the Door, and for their faithful diligence in copy editing my sloppy prose.
Warnings, etc.: Generally safe, but references to torture, rape and major character death that has happened in the past. Some chapters are pretty angsty.


The next day, Tuesday, was one of House’s days off, so Devi, Foreman and Chase were left to their own devices. They ran more tests. Nope, it wasn’t abetalipoproteinemia. Back to the whiteboard.

Chapter 5